Friday, August 29, 2008

The Wonderful Modern Miracle that is Craigs List


I remember 10 years ago when making a sizable purchase required extensive research, references, and many aggressive face to face meetings with oily haired sales reps. But the Internet has ushered in a new era of happy halcyon days and at the forefront of that bliss is Craig's List.

We recently decided that it was time to retire the old Accord. She had faithfully caddied me around for 8 years without problem or complaint. Seeking to take advantage of the gas madness I decided that now was the best time to sell this moderately fuel efficient car. I posted an ad on Craig's List and waited.....

Within 2 hours I got a call from someone interested in making a quick decision. An hour later he was at my house test driving it. Twenty minutes later our hands met in a handshake of mutual agreement. Fifteen minutes afterwards I had a certified check in my hand and he had the title to his new car. It was more quick and seamless then if I had gone to the grocery store for a gallon of 2%.

It is incredible how well the Internet lubes the engine of commerce. I got a quick sale of my car at my KBB asking price and $3k over what the dealer would give as a trade in. Now I can use this same world wide web to research our next car purchase and use this information as leverage against the greasiest of salesmen. The internet: The Great Information Equalizer.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Redemption at 3am


Like many Olympic enthusiasts I have been annoyed at the NBC coverage of the games. Instead of treating us like the ‘net’ savvy, real time, smart people that we are they continue to suspend the time difference between here and Beijing and attempt to convince us that everything is taking place live during our prime time. Since we are not stupid we catch the stuff online as it happens and usually pass on the event when it is played six hours later.

I understand the logistical issues. But I have a couple of recommendations for the next go round. 1) If it is 8am in the US and a game is being played live in China, play it live here. Don’t wait for two hours and play it on tape delay when we already know the outcome. This happened with the US-Argentina game. I followed it live online at 8am. It then came on at 10am….what the point? 2) Don’t try and fool us with your faux “live coverage” angle. We know it’s not live. We will choose to watch the event if it is still compelling.

Anyways….this post was to be about the big US-Spain gold medal game. I needed to blow off some steam first.

Wanting to watch the game live- thanks to NBC for finally broadcasting something meaningful live- I opted to stay up for the 12:30am start time. I was expecting to watch a few minutes and retire once the US pulled away with the game, most likely during the 2nd Quarter. The US blew those racist and hairy Spaniards out by 37 points the previous week so I was expecting them to pull a French rollover and be content with the silver.

Surprise….surprise…

My late night lethargy was soon jolted to a full and alert semi-panic with Spain pulling up by 5 in the early going. The US couldn’t stop the precision offense of the lanky representatives of the Iberian Peninsula. They were shooting very well but I was concerned that their fortunes would quickly change once things cooled off. The game was physical and intense and I was greatly rewarded for catching this.

As the game progressed the US would lull me to a false sense of security by building up a 9 or 11 point lead. But every time that it appeared that they would break the game open the Spanish would quash the run with a well timed three pointer. They kept the game in reach prevented the US from getting easy transition points.

The game came down to the wire. It wasn’t until the last couple of minutes and a clutch Kobe four point play that I could finally sit back and relish in the reclamation of our rightful place on top of the awards podium. It was great to see these padded NBA players express the same unbridled and exuberant joy and passion that their almost anonymous counterparts and showed throughout the game. During these games the players weren’t the NBA brats that we’ve grown accustomed to. During these games the players were a cohesive team, determined to fit in, respect the Olympics, and claim gold.

It was now 3am. I made it this far and I was determined to see it through. Upon ending the awards ceremony I was almost immediately greeted with a feeling of exhaustion. There would be no rest for this tired kid as church was scheduled to begin at 8am. I had the gnarliest migraine and could barely make it through the services. But I was filled with a feeling of solidarity and patriotism as I scanned the foyer to find other husbands slumped over in similar exhaustion. We did our small part to support our nation and our nation rewarded us in kind.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

How China Shanghaied the Olympics and other 5 ringed thoughts


I’ve been mildly interested in the Olympics this year. I’ll be the first to admit that they don’t quite have the cachet that they did during my “cold war” youth. Even though the Medal Tracker is still closely followed as a proxy war between fiercely nationalistic countries it still isn’t as compelling as when we actually had miles of missiles pointed at each other. Some thoughts….



  • As expected China’s efforts to anoint itself as the world’s leader have been met with justified skepticism. Despite a security force the size of Bangladesh there are still stories of protests being quashed and insanely basic liberties being curtailed. China wants to appear open only as long as it doesn’t interfere with its government’s carefully crafted agenda.

  • Evidently China has sort of cheated in making its Olympic presentation. The stories of lip synching and fake fireworks during the opening ceremonies are already old news. China has also done a number of other things to gloss its issues. This hilarious take from Rick Reilly dives deeper into this matter. Don’t get me wrong, China has done a great job of effectively hosting the Olympics. Just a word of advice, however. Don’t try too hard to be something that you're not (A country with acceptable human rights) and don’t overly embellish an already impressive city. (Creating fake facades to cover up blighted parts of town or displacing citizens.

  • The fact that baseball and softball are being dropped from the Olympics leaves one with a puzzled stare. It’s darn right baffling when you consider all of the other stupid events that they are feverishly adding such as trampoline jumping, badminton, or competitive walking. The games are already full of enough stupid events, why pull out a couple of legitimate ones? The response for their departure was that they were too U.S. dominated. What the….? Baseball has a very global following and if they were following that same stupid logic then why not get rid of table tennis or badminton. Those are both sports that no one other then China gives a damn about.

  • Here’s an interesting observation. If you subtract all of the events that are dependent on subjective judging then the medal count gap between the U.S. and China becomes three times wider then it currently is. Does anyone smell any hometown cooking? Keep in mind that it is the year of the rat.

  • I sure hope that there is a team of scientists down in Jamaica trying to figure out what they are putting in their Kool-Aid. This is insane. How can one small nation full of ganja and dreadlocks be this fast? Is it the training program? I don’t know. I heard something about Jamaican people having extra fast twitch muscles or something. I don’t know what that means and I don’t know how that could be isolated to just that little island. Regardless I’ll be the first to admit that they’ve got the best celebrations of any victors. It’s good to see them so happy. They haven’t had much to cheer about ever since they lost Bob Marley.

  • The whole Spanish/Argentina team photos smacks of hypocrisy. They received virtually no condemnation for their racist poses. The hyper sensitive U.S. press would have demanded that the U.S. team withdraw from the tournament should they have done anything remotely similar. It’s weird how quick our media is to condemn actions within our own country and how easy they justify the boneheaded decisions of people in other places.

  • So how long does Michaels Phelps mania last? A year? A month? I give him a Wheaties Box cover, a visit to the White House, and two months before the nation moves on and he is forgotten only to be remembered again years from now when his name pops up as a Trivia Pursuit question. Don't get me wrong. What he accomplished was down right incredible. Its just that our collective attention span is measured in miliseconds and swimming is a sport that will only draw our attention once every four years.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Utah and then some




Went up to Utah for some fun with Jodi's family. Throw in some Jensens and a few Skutch and call it memorable.



Highlights included:

  • An afternoon on Utah Lake. No carp or bloated cows spotted in water.


  • Mountain biking up American Fork canyon with the brother-in-laws. The trail was exceptionally scenic but somewhat brutal. I am blaming my performance on the altitude. It's incredible to think that Megan will be climbing this road during the Tour of Utah.


  • A visit to 'the BYU'. That place is under perpetual construction. Still was nice to visit a few areas that furnished some great memories.

  • Every day filled with great meals. The culinary feast culminated with our gourmet foil dinners that were enjoyed in the 'forest'.


  • Midway with the family. Always a great destination....a shame that we missed Swiss Days.


  • Lunch with the friends.






Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Mixing some science in with my daily fiction

Lately I've been really getting into works of science fiction. There is something about the genre that suspends mundane reality and opens up an endless world of intergalatic possibility. I quickly worked my way through the traditional authors and was satisfied. And then I struck gold with the works of Ronald Chevalier. There is something about his seminal work "Cyborg Harpies" that speaks to the inner fears and aspirations of the human race. He truly is the voice of those who dare to believe beyond this galaxy.

I've also become quite taken with Ronald's overall life experience. His philosophies and techniques rival anything coming from India or even L. Ron Hubbard. Enjoy this piece on "relaxating" and you'll understand.



Friday, August 08, 2008

Randomizer Volume IV: Series II

  • Best year in sports?- I'm going out on a limb and saying that this has been one of the best years ever for sports. Here we go: Giants-Pats in Superbowl, NCAA Tournament and first time ever that all #1 seeds made the final four, Celtics-Lakers, Tiger being monumental, relevant baseball and great All-Star game, Man Utd in European championship going to shoot out. Nadals grueling and epic defeat of the once titan Federer at Wimbledon. Am I missing anything? The only thing that would have made it absolutely, positively stellar would have been a Cowboys upset of the Pats and the Jazz in the finals.
  • History's coolest dump- I recently read about some digs taking place outside of Rome at Monte Testaccio. The place was a huge Roman landfill and is a giant mountain of pottery, amphorae, and other historically cool garbage. And the place was very well organized, another testament to superior Roman engineering. You know what they say- "One nations really old crap is another archaeologist's treasure."
  • Tribute to Los Mochis- I received a quick email from a Mexican friend from Los Mochis, Mexico. It made me realize what a great place that is and how bad a job I've done keeping up with friends. He sent me this link- http://www.mochisonline.com/- and I think I might use it to track down some old friends. That place had some of the freshest and best food I've ever consumed. Rob, didn't you spend some time down there?
  • 1491- I'm reading this book to get a better appreciation for the history of my own continent. Quite frankly our Euro-centric approach to education is pretty myopic. This was also one of the selected books from the ill-fated Skutch Book Club I believe. Anyways, it has been a great read and it has really supplemented what I learned in my early studies of Mesoamerican history. It is absolutely incredible how advanced some of these nations were and how little we know about them. The scientific community can't even agree on when the first people inhabited the Americas. It is astounding how much mystery is still shrouded in the mountains above Cuzco or in the Jungles of Copan. Hats off to the damn Spaniards for destroying a good portion of these people's cultural legacy.

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Golfing Amongst Legends



You ever want to spend an afternoon with John Elway? Discuss approach shots with Mike Schmidt? Stand in awe of Michael Jordan?

Well my bro-in-law has been spending the last couple of years putting together the Legends Cup Challenge. Check out the link and peruse the people who have committed to partcipate. You see these world class atheletes have a competitive drive that needs an outlet. Evidently golf is one of the few activities that can satiate this demand. Perhaps they haven't heard of backgammon. This isn't your average celebrity event. These guys have signed on to win. There are 4 teams, each comprised of retired atheletes from the NFL, NBA, MLB, and NHL.

It should be quite an experience and hopefullly it will become an annual event. The vision is for this to be something that is covered by ESPN. I'll plan on being there....will MJ?

Friday, August 01, 2008

Humanizing Our Heroes


It seems like one generation’s hero is another’s sullied, historical villain. I just got done reading a Wall Street Journal article discussing the sudden surge in popularity of Joseph Stalin in Russia as its people are beginning to reclaim more of its nationalistic past. Wasn’t it just a decade ago that they were finally dealing with the reality of his cold and barbaric figure? On a smaller scale it seems like our own US heroes like Jefferson, Washington, or even Lincoln see their popularity and venerability ebb and flow according to public opinion and thought.

I suppose a sign of societal maturity is when we are able to appreciate the historical myths of certain figures but also study and evaluate their complete histories, foibles and all. We can appreciate Jefferson’s contributions to early America in spite of his personal peccadillo’s. We even see these oscillations in the way that our favorite characters our portrayed on the Silver Screen.

Right now we are seeing a large increase in movie characters that are flawed, mistake prone, or even misguided. Gone are the images from yesterday of Errol Flynn who was above reproach and always acted selflessly and with the public’s best interest in mind. The world isn’t as black and white and movies reflect characters that have to deal with vague morals and complex problems. Movies as varied as X-Men and X-Files demonstrate that we like our protagonists to have faults and to actually deal with life’s rich and complex realities. But nowhere do we see this shift in preference more evident than in the latest installments of two venerable classics- Batman and James Bond.

Batman- The Dark Knight has never been well….as dark then as in the latest movie. The campy images of tights and Robin have been replaced by a man who is wrestling with the questions like “how far should civil liberties be jeopardized in order to combat evil and keep the peace.” Not that Batman has ever had the squeaky clean image that his pal up in Metropolis has, but at least he managed to consistently put the bad guys behind bars. Now his Gotham is more complex and the lines aren’t as clear as they once were. The questions and doubts that he has reveal a truly tormented character. This kind of complexity paid off and the reviews and box office receipts validate the brave change in the way that the series has been portrayed.

James Bond- The differences between the Pearce Brosnan and Daniel Craig depictions of 007 are stark and noted. Gone is the perfectly groomed, hardly a hair out of place, and pithy comment available at a moments notice Bond that we got in the 1990’s. It has been replaced by a character that shows weakness, gets dirty, and has serious character flaws. He still manages to get Her Majesty’s work done but it isn’t as seamless as the work of his predecessors. While there are still exotic women, fast cars, strange villains, and elaborate stunts they are much more grounded in reality.

I see these two characters as a microcosm of a bigger trend. Right now we don’t want our heroes to be perfect. We prefer real people who have problems dealing with the same difficult realities that we do. We still like the action but we prefer it to be more grounded in our reality.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Dude, where's my music: Addendum

That list got me thinking about something else. Unheralded songs by well known artists that deserve more press. These are the songs that might be a B-Side or never got any real play. But they are the songs that really solidified my relationship with these stellar bands.
My All-Star B-Side List
  1. U2- "North and South of the River". This song came out in the midst of the Pop experimentation. But it really stood out at the time because it hearkened back to the earnest yearning of their earlier work. The song has a beautiful and building melody and it is definitely deserving of a few listens.
  2. REM- "Sweetness Follows". It gets completely overshadowed by the more commercial songs from Automatic. But this is the most emotional and touching song on that album.
  3. Beatles- "Mother Natures Son". It's hard to say that any Beatles song is under appreciated and I'm sure that even this song has been covered 43 times. But it is another simple song that is probably the most geniune song that Paul put out. Doesn't have the typical Paul pop sound at all.
  4. Bono- "Dreaming with Tears in My Eyes". This is easily the best the Bono's voice has sounded in the last 10 years. This song is an old Jimmy Rogers cover and he absolutely hits it out of the park.
  5. Sting- "Why Should I Cry for You". Off of Sting's best album and besides, "All this Time" his best solo song. Alot of depth and emotion here. To often Sting gets lost in jazzy, bloated numbers but this song connects.
  6. David Gray- "Now and Always". Many people only equate "Babylon" to him but he has a pretty good collection. This song has great texture and a great build.
  7. Cold Play "Shiver". Some very good and earnest Cold Play. It reminds me of early U2 because it is a very pure, emotional, and unadulterated sound. I often like early music from the big bands because it seems more unspoiled.
  8. Death Cab for Cutie "What Sarah Said". Great lyrics, great beat, good melody. It's a very accessible song and a tribute to Ben Gibbard's song writing.
  9. Foo Fighters "Walking After You". A relatively mellow song from a group I don't typically listen to. Maybe it was the fact that it was featured on the X-Files soundtrack that has made it an endearing favorite. All in all, good piece.
  10. Oingo Boingo "Flesh and Blood". An absolute gem that gets buried by all of those over played 80's sound track songs that obscure the remainder of the Boingo catalog. Danny Elfman knew how to write a great pop song. It's a darn shame that he was just as talented writing stuff for Tim Burton movies.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Dude, where’s my music?


Since we have become a “list” society I thought I’d join the fray. With Austin City Limits just around the corner I decided that I’d turn my attention to some smaller bands that merit further interest. These aren’t your garden variety mass-market bands like Coldplay or U2; these are musicians with a smaller and more specific sound and audience. Here are my current top 10 favorite smaller bands. I’ve been listening to these guys for quite awhile now but I haven’t found anything new that really merits much interest.

10. Beulah- An excellent combination of upbeat horns, interesting lyrics, and catchy tunes. This is the type of music that you would listen to if you were invited to a hip urban house party. Start off with “Score from Augusta” as it has great summer peppiness to it and finish your introduction off with “A Good Man is Easy to Kill” as it is their finest work.
9. Calexico- A great Tucson band that melds folk music with the deep tones familiar with traditional rural Mexican music. And they pull it off, introducing the average listener to sounds that they would traditionally avoid. I would recommend starting off with “History of Lovers” as it is a good gateway song and gives off a nice Neil Young vibe.
8. Bright Eyes- Conner Oberst has kind of been the sexy critic’s choice when it comes to song writing. But he does merit the accolades. His lyrics provide a depth and color to songs not often found this side of Bob Dylan. You can be swept away by the mood just by reading the liner notes. But if you are going to listen to some songs I’d recommend “Hot Knives” or “A Song to Pass the Time”.
7. Elf Power- A quirky band from Athens Georgia that will immediately evoke images of rustic elves….never mind, just listen. Most of their songs have a strong driving beat and some interesting additional instruments. Give “Come Lie Down with Me” and “King of Earth” and you’ll see what I mean.
6. The Shout Out Louds- A beautiful Swedish band that evokes memories of the Cure, but without the Robert Smith hair or dourness. Their percussion is as distinct and strong as anything this side of “The National”. Go ahead and sample “Out Loud” and “Normandie” and wax nostalgic about “Staring at the Sea”.
5. Sufjan Stevens- Like Bright Eyes, Mr. Stevens has received a lot of critical press. He is an exceptionally prolific writer so you might be completely inundated with the volume of his ever growing catalog. A lot of it is slightly experimental and hit and miss. Stick with these instant classics- “Come on Feel the Illinoise! Pt 1. The World’s Columbian Exposition”, “Chicago”, “No Man’s Land” or “”He Woke Me Up Again”.
4. Cafe Tacuba- I’ve been trumpeting this band ever since I stumbled upon their sound as a young college intern in Los Mochis Mexico. They are on the tip of the innovative “Rock En Espanol” movement. While their last album wasn’t up to their typical eclectic and innovative standards it was still head and shoulders above everything else coming out of the region. I don’t want to limit my recommendations so listen to the following albums in their entirety- “Re”, and “Cuatro Caminos”. You will be astounded by their energy, depth, variety, and creativity.
3. The National- My friend Wade said it best about the National. “To sum…while not the best music by whatever metric you choose, their music resonates with us because they capture and deliver what it means to be a thirty-something semi-progressive, semi-urban dude (us, if we drank), so we listen to it, again and again.” Their music has some great texture and their percussion is absolutely intoxicating. Listen to “Mr. November”, “The Geese of Beverly Road”, “Daughters of the Soho Riots”, and “Start a War”.
2. Sea Wolf- Remember those old OC soundtracks? They always showcased the hippest and coolest up and coming acts. If Sea Wolf would have been around 5 years ago they would have been one of the cover bands. Their melodies are simple but well executed, their lyrics typical but heartfelt, and their image superficial but still cool. Girls and sensitive men rejoice. I strongly recommend “The Garden That you Planted”, “Sea Monuments”, and “Leaves in the River”.
1. Matt Costa- He does the whole relaxed, acoustic surfer social guitar sound better then the current titan, Jack Johnson. His voice is as smooth and melodic as the evening waves breaking on the North Shore. I am very surprised that he hasn’t gotten more coverage. So sit out by the pool, throw some skewers on the BBQ and listen to “Cold December”, “Yellow Taxi” and “Astair”

Sunday, July 20, 2008

The Century of Self.....A Nation of Selfishness

Thanks to Gar for introducing me to www.tv-links.cc and this particular documentary.

We are often fascinated with conspiracy theories. We love watching movies with dark and shadowy figures that seek to manipulate the public for personal gain and profit. Well here is the documentary for you.

It discusses how Edward Bernays shaped the 20th century. After watching this you would be convinced that he was the most influential figure of the past century. Using the principles of his uncle Freud he shaped public opinion, used psycho analysis to convince us what to buy, helped the CIA commit some of its most nefarious acts, helped elect Reagan, Clinton and Blair. Every seminal moment or trend from the 1920's to the present has felt his influential hand.


Sunday, July 13, 2008

Randomizer Volume IV Series I

It's been awhile....it is time to revisit the series. It represents an easy and simple way to capture the myriad, random thoughts that ping pong their way through my existence.

Brett Favre- Seriously, man make up your mind. Decisions really aren't that hard to make. You've strung along a franchise according to your whims. But as a Cowboys fan I hope that you continue to string along the Packers and that you sign with the Vikings. You can singlehandedly implode two competitors even before the first preseason game claims it's first superstar through freak injury.

Mr. Mormon Missionary Calendar Guy- Hats off to Chad Hardy for getting the attention that he's been working hard to achieve. His Calendar is back in the news now that his church membership is in jeopardy. Personally I wasn't too offended by the idea or calendar. I was a little surprised that the church has gotten involved but I understand why. But let's get to the heart of the matter. Barnum and Bailey would be proud of the way that Chad has used this event to get his name back into the press. From the article it seems clear that he no longer is an active and practicing member. If church membership meant anything to him he wouldn't have sent the press a copy of the summons and as a result he would have sort of been sympathetic. But it seems obvious that he's not out for sympathy; he's out for publicity and sales. Talk about selling your birthright for a mess of porridge.

We now run?- Ever since the Ragnar Wasatch Back there has been a definite buzz amongst my friends when it comes to running. A few of them even pulled off a 1/2 marathon last weekend. In high school none of us ever really considered running. We all had very active lifestyles and the act of running for the sake of running was kind of weird. After all we did plenty of running in football, basketball, and being teenagers. But now those opportunities have thinned out and running has become a plausible option. It represents a challenge and something to strive for.

A new Bluth boy adventure- Every few months I dust off my Arrested Development DVDs and rediscover comedy. It's becoming increasingly difficult to encounter quality comedy within the narrow confines of mainstream media. We'll I've discovered a Fox Studio Store that sells screen worn items from shows such as Arrested Development. I've become a big fan of the idea and I'm holding out for either an old Reyn Spooner shirt from George Michael or a nice Michael Bluth dress shirt. If all else fails I can buy a Buster Bluth prosthetic hand.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Patriot Games…thoughts from the 4th of July weekend


I’ve lived in Phoenix for several years now and I still haven’t gotten used to celebrating the 4th of July here. That is because we typically flee to the north for the holiday where we can celebrate with parades, chuck wagon breakfasts, 5k runs, and water fights. This was the first year that was actually spent here. And while yes, we did have a nice neighborhood parade/breakfast, it was a quick operation designed to end before the heat pushed the mercury from oppressive to insanely oppressive. So we joined the throngs of people and headed to….yes, the mall.

It was strange indeed. I sat in the main hallway waiting while Jodi thumbed her way through the Anthropologie. I observed countless people going up and down the concourse just like a typical Saturday. There were no visible indications of the holiday other then a few stores advertising a few sales that mentioned the day. I sat there waiting and thinking about our evening plans. Back home in Utah there were myriad patriotic events complete with fireworks. Here the only major advertised event was a party in Tempe.

So we wrapped up the day with a BBQ and a little emptiness. I thought about what made this so weird and the big common denominator was tradition, or lack thereof. In Phoenix the heat is so brutal it prevents any great massive celebrations or activities that might engender grand traditions or displays of patriotism. Most people flee to cooler climes or visit relatives up North. The result is that there is little going on and little that resembles the pomp and circumstance of my youth.

Moving on……

During the week of the fourth I read “What Happened”, the book by Scott McClellan. It was a pretty honest, and sometimes negative account, of his experience as the Press Secretary in the Bush Whitehouse. It was of particular interest to me due to the fact that my friend also served in the Administration as a Spokesman.

I, like many Americans, have become more and more jaded with the direction of our Country and politicians over the last few years. 8 years ago I was staunchly Republican who saw Bush as the man who would cross the Political divide and lead Washington out of the cesspool that had been created by a few decades of partisanship and bitterness. The world was more black and white and absolute back then.

Now things have changed. I’ve seen leaders in the Republican Party do the same things that I once excoriated the Democrats for doing. I’ve seen countless more posturing and I’ve seen less accomplished. I’ve witnessed our Country go from being an economic and global power to a “has been” with little respect and a foundering economy. This is just the past few years!

“What Happened” discusses this environment in some length and blames it on the “zero sum game” environment of Washington, the quest for power, and the persistence of the “permanent campaign” where decisions are based on polls and marketing. In Scott’s mind the Bush Whitehouse entered Washington with good intentions but quickly got bogged down in the game that has been played there since the Nixon days.

It was an interesting read and I feel that it effectively captures the mood of all those Americans that feel like Washington has become completely disaffected from reality. I’m glad that I read it because it made me sit back and take a look at my political tendencies and assess if the current political leadership is capable of solving our complex problems.

I think that a grass roots change is fomenting. In the past it was easy to have an apathetic opinion towards politics because we all had jobs and our lifestyles weren’t being threatened. We cast a blind eye to all the politicians and their shenanigan’s because our lives were fine. Now the economy is on the rocks and years of myopia and special interests have caught up and we all have to come to grips with this ugly situation. This problem might require some sacrifice and concessions; two things that have been in short supply the last couple of years.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Marketing Lacuna

Starting your own business is fraught with intrigue, heartache, possibility, and satisfaction. I've gotten off to a good start but I've come to the conclusion that I need to build some credibility within the local Phoenix market. All of my business to date has been generated through my established network my future growth will depend on how well I'm able to communicate my message to companies that are just meeting me.

So I've joined a few professional associations and I've decided to come up with affordable ways to get my brand some exposure. I have some contacts at Jobing.com and they are looking to grow their traffic and loyalty by assembling a series of blogs written by certain 'experts.' I was contacted to write some pieces. My angle is this- "Apply marketing principles to the jobsearch". The idea being that these principles will provide job seekers with fresh and more effective ways to market themselves to prospective employers. I build credibility for myself and get exposure to a website that gets 50,000+ unique visits a day, a good percentage being employers that could also use my services.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Nurturing your softer side

We are currently between cable providers. Having limited channels means that you either make do with the network crap, go without TV, or spend some quality time with your DVD collection. Jodi and I have opted for a combination of all three.

One surprising outcome of this is that I've become a fan of the now defunct WB program, Gilmore Girls. Jodi is getting a kick out of this because she no longer has to hear my complaints whenever she wants to watch programs that are typically associated with sugar and spice. I've found the dialouge to be rather witty and the stories to be relatively engrossing. Here is a small tribute to those other small things that could often be miscontrued as effeminate or 'girly'. We live in the age of the metrosexual, otherwise I would never come out of the closet with some of this stuff.

  • I own a Banana Republic card and I enjoy using it. The last time that Robb Finlinson came down to visit we spent the better part of the day shopping for clothes. I know that this declaration means that I become subject to ridicule. But at least I will be well dressed as my masculinity stands on trial.
  • I like watching TMZ. Not necessarily because I'm a celebrity addict but because it is fun to watch how TMZ makes fun at the whole celebrity culture.
  • I do pluck my eyebrows, nose, and whatever other region of my body that could use it. That's just good hygiene.
  • My eyes teared up the last time I caught "You've Got Mail" on TNT. (I probably should have kept that one in house)
  • I don't mind cooking or domestic chores, cleaning the bathroom being the big exception. I will even twirl around in an apron should the mood strike me right.

We'll leave it at this for now. I suppose I will need to go to a Maxim type website to refuel my testastorone levels. At the very least I will need to regrow my beard. Having a soft side isn't all that bad. Just ask Bono.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Legend of the Troll Monster

All those who have vacationed at the Wolf Creek Condos are aware of the legendary troll monster who lived in the waterslide. Recently that waterslide was filled in, leaving the ferocious beast without a lair. Now havoc has been unleashed in the community. I found this in a recent edition of the "Huntsville Gazette".


a comic strip!

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

The Wasatch has my back


About six months ago Garrett invited the group to join him on the 200 mile Wasatch Back Relay race. Essentially we form a team of 12 and run the 200 miles between Logan and Park City. It was far off so a bunch of us naively accepted the challenge. Our ignorant pride blindsided us.
Now we are three days away from this. Up until last week I was feeling very confident. That all changed in Sun Valley. I was out to do a quick three mile run when it happened. The elevation turned my muscles into a heaping mass of goo. I had no push. I had no idea that running from 1,100 ft (Phoenix) to 6,000ft (Sun Valley) would make that much of a difference. I was defeated. I nearly sat on the side of the road and cried.
But a few days have passed and my desire to blood dope have subsided somewhat. Yesterday a few of us went a running store and bought some gear and magical medicinals that should help us out. Right now we will take what ever will help. We grossly underestimated this grisly task before us.
Pray for us all! I will post some updates and pictures as they become available.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Greetings from Sun Valley, Idaho





This is for Jodi who is stuck in Virginia until Friday. The Jensen's have been coming to the magical mountains of Sun Valley since the early 1970's. These panoramic pictures were taken near the dollar mountain ski area.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Send out the clowns




Things in this country are a mess. Ergo, I’m currently completing an exercise that I’m positive that many Americans are also participating in. I’m taking an inventory of what is going on in the world, wondering how it affects my life, trying to figure out how responsible the politicians are, and trying to figure out if any of the current batch of politicians is capable of fixing the things that I believe that they are responsible for.

But ...before I move on I want to add a couple of caveats. I represent main stream America. Most of my opinions are formed by what I hear and see through mainstream media. I listen to folks on both sides of the aisle so I think I am able to walk the tightrope and keep any bias in check. I do have a few “informed” friends but most of my views are shaped by what I see and hear and what is affecting my life.

So here are a few things that are important to me. If any politician wants my vote they will try to work on clearing these things up. Politicians always take credit for anything that is positive (Think Al Gore and the internet) so I’m going to ask that they take responsibility for the negative as well.


The Economy, stupid- I want to work in a land where barriers to innovation are destroyed and where the Dagny Taggart’s of the world can spread their wings. The minute that special interests and pork barrel spending (Think farm subsidies) enter the equation we lose efficiency for the sake of pandering for votes and influence. As a result we see things like the Ethanol/Gas situation. Politicians have won primary votes in the mid west but they’ve created a solution that is more of a mess. I think that the primary role of government is to make sure that the economy is free to operate and fair for everyone.

Gas Prices- I realize that this is related to point 1. Poor policy leads to inflation, which leads to a weakened dollar, which is one of the factors leading to really sucky gas prices, which leads to me getting my bike tuned up. Hell, we had a plan and a program to send a man to the moon. Why can’t we have a sound energy policy that can increase oil supply in the short term, select an alternative fuel that is less harmful, help create the necessary infrastructure to extract, refine, and distribute the fuel, and provide incentives to the private sector to create machines that will run off of it? We’re getting close to crisis mode here.

Belligerent Foreign Policy- This is where the Bush Administration really lost me. It has tried to paint the world as black and white and bully everyone into that paradigm. At least in Saddam we knew what we had. Now we have created a black hole in the Middle East that could last years. We’ve polarized the world against us. And our war effort is draining valuable money that needs to be spent with more pressing issues at home. I wish we could just turn our attention home so that we could fix ourselves first before we pretend to preach to the world.

Infrastructure- This hasn’t affected my day to day routine too badly but I fear that it will down the road. We have an aging infrastructure that needs to be fitted for the 21st Century. This is going to come with an incredible price tag and I wonder how it is going to be covered.

Legislating morals- I’m kind of fed up when I see Congress spending their time dealing with baseball players with steroid issues. I have a hard time when Government tries to get involved in moral issues that can best be dealt with on a local or state level. I strongly believe in morality but I also strongly believe in freedom of choice. I believe that the government should defend certain basic morality. But I feel more comfortable my religious education from the church of my choice then having it come from a government.

Well, this has become a little long winded. I usually stay out of politics but it has gotten to the point where it is affecting “main street” America. I have become very disillusioned with the current President. But I just don’t believe that either McCain or Obama has the ability to be a whole lot better.

Help me Obi- Wan you’re my only hope.

Dude